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  The Monkey Business, U.S.S., embarked for southern sea with Presidential hopeful and the ghost of Kopechne....
• The most recent figures show Gary Hart's campaign nearly $
  5 million in debt. That's the kind of debt you almost have to be an ex-president to afford....
• Bungee Jumping Two guys are bungee-jumping one day.
  The first guy says to the second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico....
• Where Gary Hart REALLY spends his weekends.
• Tip O'Neill says Fritz Mondale's running mate will be either Gary Hart or a woman.
  That narrows it down to just over half the population....
• All-Star baseball game afterthought: If they were worried about wind in Candlestick why did they let Howard Cosell talk?
  Gary Hart said if he got nominated he'd also have picked Geraldine Ferraro as a running mate....
• Gary Hart is under pressure to give in and support Fritz Mondale.
  It would be a nice gesture, but is there time between now and November to take back everything he's said?...
• Doonesbury" will be back this fall. And it's unclear whether this country can handle both a presidential and a Zonker Harris tanning campaign.
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....