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• just hot off Werner's wire-service ...) Mr. Reagan visited Dukakis headquarters yesterday, offering to work for his election campaign.
  "No, Mr. President, I am the Democratic candidate....
• From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From
  werner@rascal.ics.utexas.edu.UUCP (Werner Uhrig) Subjec...
• Blame it on the computer -- lost homework! MODERN TIMES
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• Jeane Kirkpatrick, who spoke to the GOP meeting, is a Democrat.
  Mr. Reagan used to be one, too. And, though there was no evidence of it at the convention, Mr....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• It is essential that Ronald Reagan be defeated," Mr.
  Mondale says. Not if taxpayers want to avoid supporting another former president....
• THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS....THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN "Members of Congress.
  ..People of America....I banged her. I banged her like a cheap gong....
• Wary Klink Live-Pillory Clinton Wary: "Hello, welcome to Wary Klink Live.
  Tonight's guests will be First Lady elect Pillory Clinton....
• This president has never seen an arms control agreement he likes," Gerry Ferraro says.
  Is that what Mr. Reagan means by his "safety nyet?...