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• An old cowboy was sitting in a bar somewhere in west texas, animatedly telling all his drinking buddies about the contest he won.
  "Yeah boys, I realy won that free trip to Ney York City, It's gonna be grand," the old cowboy remarked....
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• NEW YORK CITY! get a rope
• Crime has left a wretched taste in the mouth of a young thief.
  Seattle police said the 14-year-old made a tactical blunder while attempting to siphon gas from Dennis Quigly's motor home last Tuesday....
• One day MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT OF HONEY so he took Miss HERSHY behind he POWERHOUSE OF 5TH AVENUE.
  He unstrapped her RESE CUPS and started feeling her MOUNDS....
• TOULOUSE, French aviation authorities here admitted to a near-disaster which occured about a month ago aboard an Airbus A320 jetliner.
  The controversial aircraft with its 'fly-by-wire' flight controls has been the subject of intense controversy since its introduction....
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
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