It Was Obvious That Mr. Reagan And Mr. Bush Used The Same Writer For Their Acceptance Speeches.

It Was Obvious That Mr. Reagan And Mr. Bush Used The Same Writer For Their Acceptance Speeches.

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It was obvious that Mr. Reagan and Mr. Bush used the same writer for their
acceptance speeches. The first 150 or so words of each talk were the same:
"Thank you, thank you very much, thank you, thank you..."

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