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• There were lots of "Kemp '88" signs in the GOP convention hall.
  At least we've got four years of warning....
• All-Star baseball game afterthought: If they were worried about wind in Candlestick why did they let Howard Cosell talk?
  Gary Hart said if he got nominated he'd also have picked Geraldine Ferraro as a running mate....
• After she got married, Gerry Ferraro kept her maiden name as a tribute to her mother.
  It's further evidence of how she balances the ticket. Mr. Mondale kept his to honor his father....
• Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
• American women come in all colors," says Gerry Ferraro.
  So does their hair, including some shades not found in nature....
• Ronald Reagan actually seems to be getting younger," Rep.
  Jack Kemp told the GOP convention. Further evidence of what lots of sleep will do for you....
• Our second idea for a new company would rid your back yard of especially nasty kids.
  Its name? Grossbusters. Imagine how Gerry Ferraro's mother feels....
• Tarzan and Jane came to New York and were being interviewed.
  A reporter said, 'Tarzan, what is your wife's name?...
• Three young, intelligent and very attractive women were hired into a prestigious, large American company.
  After they had been working for one full year, their boss called them in to his office and said, "Congratulations!...