The Israeli Election Showed One Thing: Analysts Who Said They Weren't Sure What Would Happen Hit It Right On The Mark.
The Israeli election showed one thing: Analysts who said they weren't sure
what would happen hit it right on the mark.
Sorry Republicans, this one's no joke Dear Friends and relitives, This was sent to by the actor Peter Coyote.
Its a letter from the film maker Michael Moore and I think it's a great effort....
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
There was a girl who just started working in a bank.
Every day, she noticed that a very attractive man walked by her office....
There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
Heard this joke from a friend's Dad who (as far as I know) never used a computer in his life.
So St. Peter was questioning a certain black fellow at the Pearly Gate...
A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
What did Gary Hart say to Donna Rice the day after the election?
"I said LICK THE ERECTION, not WRECK THE ELECTION !!...
More observations by Mark Russel: Quayle said during the vice-presidential debate that, if the President were to become incapacitated, the first thing he would do would be to say a prayer.
OH, WOULDN'T WE ALL??!!...
What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....