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  But she withdrew, preferring to lose now rather than in November....
• Punny Potatoes We all know that potatoes have eyes.
  Well, Mr. and Mrs. Potato only have eyes for each other....
• Fifty million Americans said no to Walter Mondale four years ago," Senator Baker told the GOP convention.
  That's just political hype. It was only 49,618,685....
• Instrument Flying... Most people wish to fly on the old gauges at one time or another but are prevented by the high cost of the instruments necessary for this form of flight.
  The following is a more or less known and extremely simple method which may be used by all....
• At the Democratic convention this summer we're likely to see delegate challenges and floor fights.
  This is in addition, of course, to the contest for goofiest hat....
• The time to be suspicious of Jesse Jackson's Cuban trip is when the freed American prisoners show up at the Democratic convention as delegates.
• One speaker at this summer's Democratic national convention will be Jimmy Carter.
  Apparently no one fears a spontaneous movement to draft him....
• Anothe reason the last day of the Democratic convention was an historic day is that TV reporters set a world record for saying it was an historic day.
• Talk, unlike the Democratic platform, is cheap," Bob Dole told the convention.
  Obviously he hasn't seen OUR phone bill....