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  One night, just as they are getting ready to go to bed, they hear a noise in the backyard, kind of like a vacuum cleaner in reverse....
• Church Bulletin Bloopers 1. "Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled.
  Proceeds will be used to cripple children." 2. "Ushers will eat latecomers....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• Straight out of college and not terribly sharp, a young reportter lands a choice assignme
  o interview both the president of the United States and the prime minister of Israel....
• Big Man In a Small Town" Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school.
  He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town....
• It seems that in this small mid-western town a minister was given gifts by his congregation.
  An eldery woman comes up to him and presents him with several home-baked pies....
• This big guy (and I mean *really* big) is sitting in his local pub, having a beer when this little guy comes running in.
  Quick, quick", he says, "there's a guy in bed with your wife!...
• A FEW THOUGHTS ON MARRIAGE A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  A successful woman is one who can find such a man....