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• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• Gary Hart says he can't wait for the '88 presidential campaign.
  Luckily for him, it'll begin in a few months....
• What did Teddy Kennedy say to Gary Hart after the latter was linked with Donna Rice
  "You should have let me drive her home....
• The Vietnam Memorial has become the second most popular tourist attraction in Washington.
  Behind what? The national debt?...
• Blessed are the young for they inherit the national deb
• My buyers went through debt consolidation. Now they have only one bill they won't pay.
• 8 years school, $14,000 debt, $26,000 a year!
• An after debt experience requires use of scissors.
• Where Gary Hart REALLY spends his weekends.