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• Q: What was Gary Hart's biggest mistake??? A: Not having Ted Kennedy drive Donna Rice home!
• What did Gary Hart say to Donna Rice the day after the election?
  "I said LICK THE ERECTION, not WRECK THE ELECTION !!...
• How did Donna Rice vote in the '88 election? Undecided.
  She couldn't decide whether to give her heart to Bush, or give her bush to Hart..........
• Q: What did Marilyn Quayle say to her husband immediately after sex?
  A: You really are no Jack Kennedy....
• Top Ten List of People Saddam Hussein Would Like to Sleep With and Why ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 10.
  Leona Helmsley-- It's only natural that the king and queen of guest accommodations should sleep together....
• Just heard the news on the radio - they have found evidence that WIlliam Kennedy Smith DID force himself on his unwilling victim.
  Smith told her that if she didn't have sex with him, that his Uncle Teddy would give her a ride home!...
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• Remember: Spell Check your jokes, and include a one line signature at most.
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• S H U T T L E J O K E S Q: Did you know that Christa McAuliffe was blue eyed?
  A: One blew left and one blew right. Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words?...