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• The new national debt ceiling will be $1,573 billion.
  Or, put another way, $1.573 trillion. Or, another way, aaarrrggghhh!!!...
• Congress has approved an increase in the national debt ceiling.
  The surprising thing is there are reporters and editors who still think this is news....
• The Vietnam Memorial has become the second most popular tourist attraction in Washington.
  Behind what? The national debt?...
• The new national debt ceiling will get the government only through August.
  Unless, of course, Uncle Sam wins big in some state lotteries....
• Blessed be, y'all.
• The meek shall inherit the earth, but will it be there?
• A young woman got married at Chester, Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
  Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I`ve had him myself down in Leicester....
• 18 A young woman got married at Chester, Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
  Says she, "You're in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I've had him myself down in Leicester....
• The meek shall inherit the Earth...We shall inherit the Sta