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• Of the 56 Declaration of Independence signers, 23 were lawyers.
  It was one way to guarantee it would have appeal....
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  T. ** Pearls melt in vinegar ** It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs....
• How many American Colonists does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they didn't have light bulbs back then!!!!! How many Founding Fathers does it take to change a light bulb?...
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Q:" How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, They'll have their girls do it for them....
• How many sexists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They'll have their girls do it for them....
• Men are like... Men are like department stores ... their clothes should always be half off.
  Men are like vacations ... they never seem to be long enough....
• Well begun is half done.