Men are like... Men are like department stores ... their clothes should always be half off

Men are like...
Men are like department stores ... their clothes should always be half
off.
Men are like vacations ... they never seem to be long enough.
Men are like computers ... hard to figure out and never have enough
memory.
Men are like coolers ... load them with beer and you can take them
anywhere
Men are like chocolate bars ... sweet, smooth, and they usually head
right for your hips.
Men are like coffee ... the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you
up all night long.
Men are like horoscopes ... they always tell you what to do and are
usually wrong.
Men are like plungers ... they spend most of their lives in a hardware
store or the bathroom.
Men are like cement ... after getting laid, they take a long time to get
hard. (only some!)
Q: Why are men like laxatives?
A: They irritate the shit out of you
Q: What are two reasons men don't mind their own business?
A: No mind-No business
Q: How are men and parking spots alike?
A: The good ones are taken and what's left is handicapped.
Q: Why is it hard for a women/men to find men who are sensitive, caring
and good looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
A: You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how
long it will last