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• Q:" How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, They'll have their girls do it for them....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• How many real women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. A real woman would have plenty of real men around to do it....
• Q:" How many medflies does it take to screw in a light bulb? "A:" None, they do it in the fruit.
• How many medflies does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They do it in the fruit.
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Thomas Edisons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. He doesn't change them, he makes them....
• How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them.
• Q: How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. There never *was* any light bulb....