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• You know the story of Noah's Ark, of course. Well
  after the flood when the ark came to rest on Ararat, Noah released all the animals, and held a meeting and explained to them that the Lord wanted them to be fruitful and multiply and repopulate the earth....
• When Noah's ark had finally come to a rest on top of mount Arara
  and when the waters had receded, Noah and his family - along with all the animals - left the ark, and God told them to be fruitful and multiply upon the earth....
• When Noah was loading the animals on the ark, a pair of adders came to the gangplank.
  Noah said "I'm sorry, but I can only take animals that can multiply, and you're adders"....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• HOW THEY BABYLON!" Waitress: Hawaii, Mister? You must be Hungary.
  Gent: Yes, Siam. And I can't Rumania long, either....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
• ¯17. How many animals of both sexes did Moses take into the Ark? As many as would fit.