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• If nothing else, a Mondale-Ferraro ticket will outsyllable a Reagan-Bush ticket by two.
• What is 133 years old and still running hard? The Reagan-Bush ticket.
• The Ferraro-Mondale ticket has the Reagan-Bush team beat 5-3, though so far we're talking only about syllables.
• For a time during the convention, the only certainty was that the Democrats wouldn't nominate a Simpson-Mazzoli ticket.
• Bush:like Reagan without the acting ability!
• Everyone wondered how Reagan picked Bush for VP in the first place.
  Well, this is the story: Reagan knew he had to make a choice...
• A class lecture was being given in a large auditorium at Illinois State University.
  The professor was proceeding marily through his notes when a large bag of Doritos came sailing down from the balcony RIGHT AT THE PODIUM....
• The final GOP convention nominating vote was closer than we expected
  2,233 for Ronald Reagan, 0 for Harold Stassen....