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• An Illinois and a Pennsylvania delegate refused to vote to nominate the Reagan-Bush ticket.
  And party leaders apparently had no abstain remover....
• Gary Hart won 28 primaries or caucuses, compared with 24 for Fritz Mondale, it turned out.
  It reinforces our belief that the Democrats should nominate Uncommitted....
• As they began their convention, the Democrats seemed unified.
  At least everyone seems to have found someone else to dislike....
• Democrats proved they can't be trusted with our future when they stood up at their convention and cheered at the word "infrastructure.
• A math/computer science convention was being held. On the train to the convention, a bunch of math majors and a bunch of computer science majors were on the train.
  Each of the math majors had his/her train ticket....
• From a booklet entitled "New Work Habits for a Radically Changing World" "They're only puttin' in a nickel, but they want a dollar song".
  ... (Song Title) "I have a microwave fireplace....
• With the convention in San Francisco, Democrats must have been glad their nominees didn't ride off into the sunset, no matter how well they swim.
• Ted Kennedy Jr. addressed the convention, too. Is there a law against a father-son presidential ticket?
• Getting a second chance is never a certainty.