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• If nothing else, a Mondale-Ferraro ticket will outsyllable a Reagan-Bush ticket by two.
• The only good news in the polls so far for the Ferraro-Mondale ticket is it seems to be runni~ng reasonably well against Undecided.
• We'll believe the Ferraro-Mondale ticket is really confident about winning the election when we hear it has hired a band for the inaugural ball.
• How can Geraldine Ferraro help balance the ticket? Why, we bet Fritz Mondale outweighs her by 80 pounds.
• Now that Jesse Jackson has endorsed Mr. Mondale, can we expect a press conference to announce that Gerry Ferraro has decided to do the same?
• Mr. Mondale and Mr. Reagan have agreed to at least one debate.
  So far, however, there's no word on whether any voters have agreed to listen....
• What is 133 years old and still running hard? The Reagan-Bush ticket.
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• Aunt Ilse from Oelwein wonders why no one thinks Mr.
  Mondale has a chance to beat Mr. Reagan. "Any country that can choose old," she writes, "can just as easily choose boring....