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• An astronomer on an extended lecture tour became weary of delivering the same lecture night after night.
  He confided this state of mind to his chauffeur as they were driving to their next destination....
• If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.
  Years ago, I was taking an algebra class over the summer, and had a teacher who liked to reminisce about his past with funny stories....
• Okay, here 'tis, boys and girls. After many seconds of intense thought, I have devised the definitive, and in fact the Official List of Silly Newsgroups.
  I would like to thank the many fine folks who contributed significantly to this list....
• This guy was walking through the zoo one day. When he was in front of the gorilla cage he bent down to tie his shoe.
  He noticed through the corner of his eye that the gorilla had also bent down....
• If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.
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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy.
  The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• THE DARWIN AWARDS Date: December,1997 The Darwin Award is made each year to the person who has managed to kill themselves (and therefore prevent the survival of their genes - hence Darwin!
  ) in the most bizarre way imaginable. Previous winners have included the man killed when the vending machine he was trying to extract a can of Coke from fell on him, and last years aviator who strapped a JATO module (rocket) to his car and lit the blue touchpaper....