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• What do you get when you cross an elephant and a prostitute?
  A hooker who does it for peanuts and won't ever forget it....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
  A: A piece of ass that makes your eyes water....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with an M&M? A: A cock that won't melt in your hand.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
  A: A dog that rips your leg off then runs for help....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?
  A: Someone who rings your doorbell for absolutely no reason at all!...
• Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand
• Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?
  A: A little fucker about three feet high....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a one-legged mongoloid with a polack? A: A polaroid one-step!
• Q: What do you get when you cross a polack and a mexican?
  A: A kid who spraypaints chainlink fences....