Q: What Do You Get When You Cross A Frigid Woman With An Apple? A: A Computer That Won't Go Down!

Q: What Do You Get When You Cross A Frigid Woman With An Apple? A: A Computer That Won't Go Down!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a frigid woman with an Apple?
A: A computer that won't go down!

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