Q: What's small, green, and falls apart?
A: A leperchaun.
A: A leperchaun.
Related:
- Everthing put together falls
apart... - Everything put together falls
apart... - Q: What's green and hates Jews?
A:
Snotzies... - Q: You have a small green ball in your left hand. You also have another one
in your right hand.
What do you have? A: Kermit's FULL attention... - Q: What's heavenly, white, and falls from above?
A:
Kingdom come... - Q: What's red, green and drips down the wall?
A:
Granpa's final cough... - Q: What's green, and smells like pork?
A:
Kermit's... - Q. Do you know what mothballs smell like?
A. Yes.
Q.
Really, how do you get their little legs apart... - Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
A:
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep...
