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• What is green, slimy and smells like Ms. Piggy? Kermits middle finger!!!
• Q: What do you have when you have a green ball in each hand? A: Kermit's undivided attention!
• Q: Why does Miss Piggy uses honey and vinegar douche?
  A: Because Kermit likes to eat sweet and sour pork....
• Q: You have a small green ball in your left hand. You also have another one in your right hand.
  What do you have? A: Kermit's FULL attention....
• Q: What's invisible and smells like dog food? A: Old people's farts.
• Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny fa
• Q: What's old, wrinkled and smells like Ginger? A: Fred Astair's face
• Q: What's wrinkled and smells like Ginger? A: Fred Astaire's face.
• Q: What looks like, smells like and tastes like banana's, but isn't banana's? A: Monkey puke.