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• Everything put together falls apart.
• Q: What's small, green, and falls apart? A: A leperchaun.
• A camel is a horse put together by a committee.
• Put Ma Bell together again. NOW!
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
• A: Did you know they changed the alphabet, they put U and I together.
  B; Hmm, it must stand for Un-Interested....
• Propose to the victim a co-ordination test, and tell him that it has been taken by the brightest people around you (quote some scores!
  ). You sit in front of the victim and put your palms about twelve inches apart....
• Anything once assembled, will fall apart.