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• Q: How can you tell if a valentine is from a leper? A: The tongue's still in the envelope.
• Q: How can you tell when a leper poker game is over? A: When someone throws his hand in.
• Calling in Sick.... A Cat Owner's Story Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable because no matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying.
  On one occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway because the truth was too humiliating to reveal....
• An informer should be hanged by his tongue.
• Calling In Sick... Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable.
  No matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying....
• One day a leper went into a bar and had a seat. The waiter arrived and took his order.
  "Scotch and soda" he said. He shot down the drink quickly noticing that the waiter was becoming sick....
• Excerpts from a Cat's diary DAY 659 -- My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
  They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal....
• KEEPING MY PACKED POWDER DRY Skiing. I could think of no good reason to go back up there.
  I didn’t have to deplete last week’s discretionary funds or risk humiliation, broken limbs and frostbite to pay the mortgage, re-stock the refrigerator or tune-up the truck....
• What do you call a leper in a hot tub? Soup Why did they stop the leper hockey game?
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