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• Q: How can you tell a Jewish American Princess has had an orgasm? A: If she drops her nail file.
• Q: How can you tell which is the Head nurse? A: She's the one with dirty knee
• Q: How can you tell if a ballerina isn't wearing panties?
  A: When she does a split and sticks to the floor....
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• Q: How can you tell a Polish woman is on her period? A: She's only wearing 1 sock
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  When she's having an artificial insemination, and the syringe goes limp!...
• 346. Q: How can you tell a blonde had a bad day? A
  Her tampon is behind her ear and she doesn't know what she did with her cigarette....