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• Q: What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs? A: Take him for a drag.
• What do you do with a dog with no arms and no legs? Take it for a drag.
• Q: What do you call an armless, legless, water skiier? A: Skip.
• What do you call a dog with no legs??? Cigarette. He won't come when you call, but you can always take him out for a drag.
• Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: You don't bother calling him, he won't come any way.
  But, when I was a kid, we had a dog with no legs....
• Q: How do you make a cat sound like a dog? A: Douse it with lighter fluid and toss on a match.
  ("Wooof!") Q: How do you make a dog sound like a cat?...
• Q & A form jokes Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
  A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?...
• Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Who cares? He won't come anyway.
• Most language is spoken language, and most words, once they are uttered, vanish forever into the air.
  But such is not the case with language spoken during courtroom trials, for there exists an army of courtroom reporters whose job it is to take down and preserve every statement made during the proceedings....