There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep
in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the
elephantÕs tail, really hard.
Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same
river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when the same turtle that bit
him on the tail all those years ago wanders up to the river. The elephant
rears back a leg and kicks the turtle as hard as he can, sending him flying
way off into the jungle.
"Why did you do that?" the giraffe asks.
"When we both were babies, that turtle bit my tail for no reason," the
elephant replied.
"Wow! You must have a good memory!" exclaimed the giraffe.
"Yep!" said the elephant. "I've got Turtle-Recall."
in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the
elephantÕs tail, really hard.
Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same
river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when the same turtle that bit
him on the tail all those years ago wanders up to the river. The elephant
rears back a leg and kicks the turtle as hard as he can, sending him flying
way off into the jungle.
"Why did you do that?" the giraffe asks.
"When we both were babies, that turtle bit my tail for no reason," the
elephant replied.
"Wow! You must have a good memory!" exclaimed the giraffe.
"Yep!" said the elephant. "I've got Turtle-Recall."
Related:
- There was two businessmen, whose names happened to be Mr Turtle and Mr
Carrot,
and one day as they were coming back from lunch Mr... - This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle.
And all of a sudden he falls into a pit and is stuck... - THE DEFINITION OF EGO
An female elephant was having an awful time in the jungle because a horsefly
kept biting her near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it.
She kept swinging her trunk, but the fly was far out... - A father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day.
So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually... - W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<<<
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while... - The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah... - This elephant was walking through the jungle one day when she got a thorn in
her foot.
The further she walked, the more sore it got. After...
