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• What's green and eats nuts? V.D.
• What's green and eats nuts Herpes!.
• Q: What's black and white and eats like horse? A: A zebra.
• Q: What's the difference between Beernuts and deer nuts?
  A: Beernuts cost around thirty five cents, deer nuts are just under a buck....
• Q: What's more dangerous than a pit bull with AIDS? A: The guy who gave it to him.
• Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? A
  Hold onto your nuts! This ain't gonna be no ordinary blowjob....
• Q: If you put two nuts on a wall, what do you have?
  A: Walnuts. Q: If you put two nuts on two peas, what do you have?...
• What's black and eats bananas? Half of london.