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• Computer protected by a PIT BULL with AIDS!
• Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a woman with PMS? A: Jewelry!
• Saw a bumper sticker that said: This truck is protected by a pit bull with aids.
• Q: What's the difference between a Pit Bull and a woman with PMS?
  A: Lipstick (though I can't recall seeing many Pit Bulls wearing it)....
• Q: What has 4 legs and one arm? A: A pit bull leaving a playground.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
  A: A dog that rips your leg off then runs for help....
• What kind of dog has four legs and one arm? -- A Pit Bull!
• What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull