Q: What's Worse Than Lipstick On Your Collar? A: Leg Makeup On Your Ears.
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Q: What's worse than lipstick on your collar?
A: Leg makeup on your ears.
Q: Whats worse than lobsters on your piano? A: Crabs on your organ.
Q: What's the diff between a pitbull humping your leg and a poodle humping your leg?
A: The pitbull gets to finish....
What's worse than your dentist telling you you have herpes? Your mother telling you.
What's better than a rose on your piano? Two lips on your organ What's worse than a dead dog on your piano?
A diseased pussy on your organ....
Q: What's better than a rose on your piano? A: Tulips on your organ.
Q: What's worse than being hijacked by the PLO? A: Being rescued by the Egyptians.
Q: What's worse than grease on Olivia Newton-John? A: "Come on Eileen.
Q: What do you do if a pitbull starts humping your leg? A: Fake an Orgasam!
What's worse than a pimple on your nose? A blackhead in your refrigerator!
What does Jeffrey Dahmer have that Mike Ditka (of the Chicago Bears) wants?...