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• Q: What's better than having a rose on your piano? A: Having Tulips on your organ.
• What's better than a rose on your piano? Two lips on your organ What's worse than a dead dog on your piano?
  A diseased pussy on your organ....
• Q: Whats worse than lobsters on your piano? A: Crabs on your organ.
• Liberace was great on the piano But sucked on the orga
• Q: What's worse than a guitar string breaking in the middle of a tune?
  A: Having an organ go flat on you in the middle of a piece....
• Q: Why are dogs better than kids? A: When you get sick of your dog, you can put it to sleep.
• Q: Know what a rodeo fuck is? A: You start to screw your wife doggie style
  hold on to her shoulders, and whisper in her ear that her sister is a better fuck than she is, and try to hold on for 8 seconds....
• Let your speech be better than silence.
• My EGO is better than your EGO!