Q: Whats Worse Than Lobsters On Your Piano? A: Crabs On Your Organ.
Q: Whats worse than lobsters on your piano?
A: Crabs on your organ.
Q: What's better than a rose on your piano? A: Tulips on your organ.
What's better than a rose on your piano? Two lips on your organ What's worse than a dead dog on your piano?
A diseased pussy on your organ....
Q: What's better than having a rose on your piano? A: Having Tulips on your organ.
Q: What's worse than a guitar string breaking in the middle of a tune?
A: Having an organ go flat on you in the middle of a piece....
Q: What's worse than lipstick on your collar? A: Leg makeup on your ears.
Q. Whats red and climbs up your leg? A. A homesick abortion.
Liberace was great on the piano But sucked on the orga
Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? A: "Pardon me, may I push in your stool?
What's worse than your dentist telling you you have herpes? Your mother telling you.