How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) Two. One to change the bulb and one not to change it.
2) None. Zen masters are illuminated by their own inner light.
1) Two. One to change the bulb and one not to change it.
2) None. Zen masters are illuminated by their own inner light.
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