LIGHT BULBS
Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in.
Q. How many Psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Only one, but it must really want to be screwed in.
Q. How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None (I'll sit in the dark).
Q. How many yuppies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Yuppies screw in hot tubs, not light bulbs.
Q. How many psychologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. The light bulb did not want to change.
Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in.
Q. How many Psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Only one, but it must really want to be screwed in.
Q. How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None (I'll sit in the dark).
Q. How many yuppies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Yuppies screw in hot tubs, not light bulbs.
Q. How many psychologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. The light bulb did not want to change.
Related:
- Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb.... - Q: How many people from California does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.... - LIGHT BULB JOKES
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.... - Q:" How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those.... - How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb.... - Light Bulb Jokes
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.... - Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it.... - Q: How many gorrilas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!... - Q: How many gorrilas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it sure takes a ****load of light bulbs!...
