LIGHT BULBS
Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in.
Q. How many Psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Only one, but it must really want to be screwed in.
Q. How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None (I'll sit in the dark).
Q. How many yuppies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Yuppies screw in hot tubs, not light bulbs.
Q. How many psychologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. The light bulb did not want to change.
Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in.
Q. How many Psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Only one, but it must really want to be screwed in.
Q. How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None (I'll sit in the dark).
Q. How many yuppies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Yuppies screw in hot tubs, not light bulbs.
Q. How many psychologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. The light bulb did not want to change.
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