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• Q: Why did the rubber fly across the room? A: It got pissed off.
• Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it got pissed off.
• One day John's tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in and see a doctor.
  When he got to the doctor's office the nurse told him he could see the doctor in 15 minutes but, first he'd have to give a urine sample....
• Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat: sooner or later, you get pissed off.
• Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
• I would live to study and not study to live.
• How many computer mainframe support people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  At least fifty...One to screw it in...the other forty-nine to study the security and networking implications!...
• Artery............ The study of fine paintings.