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• Q: What do you get when you cross a frigid woman with an Apple? A: A computer that won't go down!
• Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?
  A: A little fucker about three feet high....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a one-legged mongoloid with a polack? A: A polaroid one-step!
• Q: What do you get when you cross a polack and a mexican?
  A: A kid who spraypaints chainlink fences....
• Q: What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? A: About half way.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha? A: Your last blowjob.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl? A: A cock that stays up all night.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
  A: A piece of ass that makes your eyes water....