Q: Have you heard about the Mexican 500 car race?
A: The first car to start wins.
A: The first car to start wins.
Related:
- Q: Why do Mexicans have re-fried beans?
A:
Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right... - Race Car spelled backwards is
Race Car... - Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Oriental?
A: A car thief who can't... - Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Chinese?
A: A car thief that can't drive... - Speaking of fun practical jokes with a car, I have a couple of
interesting ones.
1) Give the victims car an oil change, to 70 wieght... - There was once a small snail who always dreamed of
becoming a race-car driver.One day he heard that an uncle of
his had died and left him some money!Now his dream could be
realized!
He bought himself a car,souped it up, and then ... - A Toyota! Race fast,
safe car. A... - If People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers
General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to
drive,
because people don't buy cars like they buy computers... - Make race car noises when anyone gets on
or off...
From the same category:
- Q: What do you call this? (Puff out cheeks)
A:
Polish sperm... - Q: What's invisible and smells like dog food?
A:
Old people's farts... - Q: What's the most popular brand of sunglasses in Sweden?
A: Ray... - Q: What is the speed limit of sex?
A: 68,
at 69 you have to turn around... - Q: How come there were no black people in the Flintstones?
A: They were all apes back then...
