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  A: "Don't worry, it might not be yours....
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  Do you know how copper wire was invented? Two Jews found the same penny....
• What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
  If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!...
• Stop picking your nose and go to the next message
• Q: What did the Russian call his pet rodent? A: Comrat.
• Q: What goes "Pieces of seven! Pieces of seven!"? A
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• Kids Say the Darndest Things (Young Wisdom - Out of the Mouths of Babes) A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
  On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens....
• Most language is spoken language, and most words, once they are uttered, vanish forever into the air.
  But such is not the case with language spoken during courtroom trials, for there exists an army of courtroom reporters whose job it is to take down and preserve every statement made during the proceedings....
• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....