Q: How Do You Know When Your Girlfriend/wife/lover Is Too Fat?

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• Q: How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
  A: When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo!...
• Q: How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
  A: When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo...
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