Shit!
Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can
communicate with it. Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English
language.
CONSIDER THIS: You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck, or have shit for
brains. With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place
for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit,buy
shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat
shit and die. You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your
life away. People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit
over.
Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between
shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet
shits. There is bull shit, and horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw
shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can
take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself
in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than
shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times
when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit
or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shits creek without a paddle. Sometimes you really need this
shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all. Sometimes everything you
touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out
smelling like a rose.
Shit! When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block
of creation. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know
anything else.
Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can
communicate with it. Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English
language.
CONSIDER THIS: You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck, or have shit for
brains. With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place
for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit,buy
shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat
shit and die. You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your
life away. People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit
over.
Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between
shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet
shits. There is bull shit, and horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw
shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can
take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself
in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than
shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times
when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit
or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shits creek without a paddle. Sometimes you really need this
shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all. Sometimes everything you
touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out
smelling like a rose.
Shit! When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block
of creation. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know
anything else.
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