Related:

• Hi. You'll do.
• Hi! You have reached 579-7599. This is an answering machine.
  This is the Eighties. You know what to do....
• Hi. Now you say something.
• Hi, what would you like with your fries?
• These were the 'hi-tech' FBI guys, you see!
• There was a young girl from Hong Kong Whose cervical cap was a gong.
  She said with a yell As a shot rang the bell, "I`ll give you a ding for a dong....
• Hi. Do you ever feel, like, your head is full of sand
  ot your regular loose sand mind you, but compacted sand, and there were like, I dunno, bugs or something jumping up and down on the compacted sand?...
• A: Hi I make more money than you can spend. B: Hi I'm leaving faster than you can comprehend.
• PAINT IT LIKE A COW The Fair. I hadn’t been to one of these
  “regional events, held annually, consisting of farm and home product displays, and various competitions and entertainments,” since childhood....