Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
Related:
- Pray to Azazoth or Zoroaster.
Sacrifice something nasty... - 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate
1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate
eats meat.
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie... - Ladys and Gentlemen:
I stand before and sit behind you
To tell you of something I know nothing about.
Thier will be a meeting tommorrow morning, right after... - THE TALKING PARROTS
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking... - The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah... - Administrative note:
"All about Baseball" is reportedly just a slightly modified version
of an original piece about Cricket,
from the Marybourne Cricket Club The White... - THE SUBJECT WAS CAMELS (Ships of the desert)
A traveling salesman had a route that took him half way round
a large desert.
He would stop at each small town on the deserts... - You CAN Bring It With You
There was a rich man who was near death.
He was very worried because he had worked so hard for... - 2) On a small commuter flight one sunny day, the captain was told his passengers
were nervous about being on a "small airplane." He decided to take action:
"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your...
From the same category:
- Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking
that day... - Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams,
etc... sent to you every few minutes throughout the... - Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why,
tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light... - Start a brawl in the middle of
the exam... - Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently,
scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly...
