Your Name Must Be Mickey Because Your So Fine.
Pickup Lines - Use at Your Own Risk
Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.
Because I'm a man... ** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the ca
I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in....
Genesis of the HMO Once upon a time there was a little Mouse who came across a big Lion in the jungle, but the Lion was crying.
"What's wrong?" said the Mouse. "I can't walk," said the Lion, "because I have a thorn in my paw....
Because I'm A Man... ** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.
** Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at....
Q: So your name is John Smith.And what is your marital status? A: Fair.
If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.
THE MAMMOGRAM This is an X-ray that has its own name because no one wants to actually say the word breast.
Mammograms require your breasts to do gymnastics. If you have extremely agile breasts, you should do fine....
I've got a condom with your name on it.
A man marries a JEG/KfS [Joke Ethnic Group/Known for Stupidity] woman and all is well for a time.
And, as such things happen, they eventually are going to have a baby....