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• Put off procrastinating till a later time.
• Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely
• Why put off till tomorrow what you'll never do anyway?
• For as much labor support as Fritz Mondale has, it has been odd to see thousands of Democrats in San Francisco off work all week.
• I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I kept putting it off...
• PROCRASTINATOR'S CREED 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
  2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses....
• Year 2000 Safe Program This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant.
  This program is known as "Millennia Year Application Software System" (MYASS)....
• A great new software announcement!!!! This memo is to announce the development of our new software system.
  We are currently entering a new database system that will contain all of the firm's data that is Year 2000 compliant....
• Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message, I'll have him call you back as soon as he gets away.
  Read all about it in next week's National Enquirer....