My Modem Can Beat Up Your Modem!
My modem can beat up your modem!
My tagline can beat up your tagline!
My lawyer can beat up your lawyer!
From my teepee to your modem--The smoke signal express.
With a modem, I can take on the world!
My modem has premature bauding...
I'm hopelessly addicted to my modem!
Halleluja! Put your HANDS on the MODEM!