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• Which of the following doesn't belong? (a) meat (b) eggs (c) wife (d) blowjob.
  Answer: (d) a blowjob because it's possible to beat your meat, your eggs, or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob....
• Q: How can you tell when you've had a really good blowjob?
  A: You have to pull the sheets out of your ass....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha? A: Your last blowjob.
• Q: What's the difference between meat and fish? A: If you beat your fish, your fish will die.
• Q: What's the difference between chicken and meat? A: If you beat your chicken it would die
• Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she'll swallow.
• What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob? You know she'll swallow!
• Boycott meat - beat a vegetable.
• Q: Why is it good to have Alzheimer's Disease? A: You can hide your own Easter Eggs!