If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
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Accept that some days you're the pigeon,
and some days you're the statue. Always keep your words... - Those crazy soviets...
Date: Mon, 29 May 89 12:51:20 EST
I had misplaced the paper this was in and thought I'd lost it.
I just now found it and thought the following article... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.
I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: If you... - My modem can beat up your
modem... - My tagline can beat up your
tagline... - My lawyer can beat up your
lawyer... - Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat,
eggs, blowjob? A: The blowjob. You can beat your... - My kid can beat up your honor
student... - My gray hairs can beat your gray
hairs...
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- I'm in a phone booth at the corner of Walk and
Don't... - What is a "free" gift ?
Aren't all gifts free... - We have enough youth,
how about a fountain of intelligence... - In an atomic war,
all men will be cremated equal... - I.R.S.:
We've got what it takes to take what you've got...
