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• The other line always moves faster.
• The other line moves faster.
• The other line always move faster.
• Cautious observation should precede saltation.
• Etorre's Ovservation: The chance of the bread falling with the butter side down is directly proportional to the value of the carpet.
• Massachusetts Driving Rules: ** A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people you can cut in front of in line by passing on the right.
  You lose face if you hit any of the orange construction barrels....
• You know us Sysops, It's always the other guys fault ;-)
• 1] 15 digits to dial a local number? He dials 15 digits to connect to his school computer.
  Sounds the recordings studio went a bit over board with the sound effects....
• Faster than a speeding ticket!