Gold's Law: If The Shoe Fits, It's Ugly.
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
If the shoe fits, it's not government issue.
18 UNNATURAL LAWS 1. O'REILLY'S LAW OF THE KITCHEN Clenliness is next to impossible.
2. LIEBERMAN'S LAW Everybody lies; but it doesn' matter, since nobody listens....
Corazon says: If the Shoe Fits, Eat it.
If the shoe fits, buy it. - Imelda Marco
Graves dug to custom fits.
Universal Laws: "The Law of Volunteering" If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
"The Law of Avoiding Oversell" When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse....
One size fits all is a lie.
Why don't Italians eat fleas They can't get their legs apart.
What do you call an italian with an IQ of 180 Sicily....